This is just personal space occupied by Kristine Knowlton, sharing random thoughts.
Week of August 9, 2009
Jumpin' Jehoshaphat - why is Jehoshaphat Jumping?
Week of August 2, 2009
Do lobsters really need bibs?
Week of July 26, 2009
The sky is blue and sometimes grey, it reminds me of vowels and sometimes 'y'
Week of July 19, 2009
Tip Top Shape - are you the tip or the top?
Week of July 12, 2009
Rhymes - they sure are fun, in a pan or on a fan...
Week of July 5, 2009
Italy - it sure is Italian
Week of June 28th, 2009
Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!!!!! - Dennis Dippary
Week of June 21st, 2009
Eating a stick of butter is not all it's cracked up to be....it may sound like a good idea, but it's not....feel free to quote me
Week of June 7th, 2009
Word to the wise, never run into your own ass!
Week of May 31th, 2009
Lint tastes bad
Week of May 24th, 2009
You know slipper is just slip with a per at the end
Week of May 17th, 2009
If eating was called doing, people wouldn't care what it was as long as they did it
Week of May 10th, 2009
Nipple Hickey equals Nickel Hippie
Week of May 3rd, 2009
Ode To a Fly
Fly on the wall,
I wish you would fall...
Fly on the wall
Week of April 26th, 2009
If the East Coast met the West Coast, would the United States become its own planet?
Week of April 19th, 2009
If Santa and the Easter Bunny got together, would that make them the Easter Santa or Santa Bunny?
Week of April 12th, 2009
Flip flops - which one flips and which one flops?
Sticks and stones...two things that hurt when they are thrown at you
Shower caps - why not shower hats?
Week of April 5th, 2009
Snowflakes have no smell
If snow falls from the sky, why doesn't dirt fall from the ground?
Week of March 31th, 2009
If suspenders were made of out bread ties, would the Easter Bunny still lay eggs?
Underwear is good, Overwear is not...
Week of March 22th, 2009
If every time a bell rings and angel gets is wings, does that mean every time the phrase, 'Killing two birds with one stone' is uttered, do birds fall out of the sky?
Finger sandwiches are good - the sandwich part not the fingers...
If life is like a lollipop - are lollipops like life? One of them must be sticky...
If a tree is topless in the woods, will it ever feel a dollar bill in it's G-String?
Week of March 18th, 2009
If jaws was a pancake, what flavor syrup would he be?
If purple was a flavor, would it be grape?
